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JOKES

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!
Doctor: Stay out of them places!

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
Pearl Williams

Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men?
You take it the day after. It changes your blood type.

After receiving his medication from the pharmacist, the customer asks, "are these time release pills?" The pharmacist replies, "Yes. They begin to work after your check clears."